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HUSBAND (opening door & shouting): 'Hon . . . WHAT'S FOR DINNER?'


by Smiley McGrouchpants


WIFE (calling back from kitchen): "Dick Cheney's penis!"
HUSBAND (grumbles to himself, then yells back): "Hon . . . after a hard day at work . . . I want a MEAL, not a SNACK!"





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