FAMILY TIES and GROWING PAINS Re-Runs *Are* Reality!

by Smiley McGrouchpants

               "No, Joan, she didn't just get to follow him . . . Well, that nice, suave boy he saw Drugstore Cowboy with figured it must be like Missoula or Chicago . . . I don't know!  I don't know what the University of Pennsylvania is . . . He didn't seem too unequivocally thrilled, but, you go where the work is, or, it makes no sense, and, I'm a moron . . . "

                                               THE (commercial break) END!

                                                                     (ha, ha!)

P.S.  Try The Marx-Engels Reader, The Federalist Papers, Foucault's Discipline and Punish, The Interpretation of Dreams, and Trotsky's The Russian Revolution (Abridged) . . . or, shut up!  Shoot pool.