Dick Cheney Confessionals
by Smiley McGrouchpants
"I knew Ed McMahon back when he was a nobody, before Johnny Carson, when he was sucking dicks for money in Greyhound® bus-station bathrooms. 'Ed,' I said, 'how could you sink so low?' 'Oh, I don't mind,' he replied. 'You don't mind?' 'Naw, it gets me out of the house when the wife has her "B-I-N-G-O" night, and, besides,' he pulled his handkerchief from his jacket pocket and started wiping off his mouth, 'I like to contribute my share to paying some of the rent!' 'Ed, listen,' I says, 'I know this Johnny Carson guy, he's looking for a second banana . . . you don't mind being a second banana, do ya, Ed?' He grinned from ear to ear, all cleaned up. 'Where do I sign?'"
* I can smell the ammonia.
Yes Crabby doing a passable Chris O. Love love love it.
That's backhanded as a compliment. Sorry. I really liked this and laughed out lout. It is well made and comparison to Mr. O. is high praise for the two of you.
All defamation lawsuits are to be filed at the Portland District Magistrate's office.
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"laughed out lout"
Gowin's comment alone earns you the fave.