"99 bottles of beer on the wall . . .
"99 bottles of beer!
"Take one down . . . pass it around . . .
— don't DROP it, asshole!"
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I don't know if this has actually ever happened; I couldn't say.
Other stories by Smiley McGrouchpants
My Name is Smegma Jones, and I'm a Pussy: A Memoir
Brown Paper Bag.
Dick Cheney: Human Latrine
This Story is Terrible, and I Only Wrote It to Annoy You People
What Ensued After Tom ('The Baffler') Frank Cut His Cock Off and Embraced 'Dickless Living'
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