'A Regular Joe'

by Smiley McGrouchpants

KNOW WHAT I HATEDenim-cord jeans!
KNOW WHAT ELSE I HATE?  Boxer-brief underwear!

YOU KNOW WHY?  You know how when you sit on a toilet, to take a shit, and you go ahead and take a shit, except you forgot to pull down your pants and underwear, so you end up shitting in them, and then — because you're stupid and/or crazy — you walk around in them all day long? and the shit keeps squishing against your butt, and leaking down your pants leg, and it smells, and everyone looks at you funny everywhere you go?  you know?

It's . . . like, totally FUCKING ANNOYING!

                                                 for Jim Knipfel,