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They Didn't Love Their Daughter.


by Smiley McGrouchpants Jr Esq.


                   “But he's going to the University of Chicago!”
                   “I know.”
                   “We can't just make him wait — what am I supposed to do?”
                   “I don't know Brenda — why don't you just get a life?”
                   “What?”
                   “We don't LIKE OURS!”
                   WHAT??”
                   “Watch Scooby-Doo — eat Bisquik!”
                   “Eat Bisquik?”
                   “That's right, Brenda — eat Bisquik!”
                   “Mom, I don't think I'll ‘Love You Till Friday!'”

[CUE SONG]

                   “How dare you!”
                   “Mom, I think you're ‘Flat Out Fucked!'”

[CUE SONG]

                   “How dare you!”
                   “Mom, I think that ‘I Don't Wanna Walk Around with You!'”

[CUE SONG]

                   And — ”

                                                             THE END

#fatYASMINMUSTDIE--

                                                             Now, it's . . . 

                                                             THE END

;)

#yeah—

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