The C.I.A. is trying to kill my GRANDMOTHER!!!
"Okay, so I went to school with a Buckley, alright? But I didn't know who he was. Didn't treat him with the proper respect and all, wasn't deferential. Anyway.
"So. I'm a Dead Man walking. My life is over. You see that Jim Jarmusch movie -- 'Dead Man?' The opening quote, from Henri Michaux? 'It is preferable not to travel with a dead man?' That's me all over. Nobody wanted to get near me -- nobody exc--
#LOSER
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#YEAH
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Author's Note
Other stories by Smiley McGrouchpants Jr.
- My Name is Smegma Jones, and I'm a Pussy: A Memoir
- This Story is Terrible, and I Only Wrote It to Annoy You People
- Family Emergency
- How to Have a Fulfilling Sexual Relationship with Your Own Parents (Part Two)
- This Isn't a Title, But I'm Fingering Your Mother, While You're Sitting at the Computer, Reading This.
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Very dramatic title. Love the repetitive exclamation marks. Why only three????
I like this, I do.
Thank you, Diane. Thank you.
Why only three? Well, it's a science -- sometimes we cut up a corpse on the table, but sometimes the thing survives.
Thank you for your participation.
Good day.
;)
#YEAH
He was a great choreographer and dance director, and he must have been angry drunk at the time...Buckley Berkeley. No, wait, that was'Busby'. Anyway, I hope your grandmother's okay. Mine used to punch doctors.
Thanks! Thanks.
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(Weird responses every TIME -- hey, let's get *creative*, folks!!!)
#freeASSOCIATION
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