“There's only three chord voicings you need — ” (three fingers held up, kinda like saying “ok,” to a crowd of millions at home — or just practicing in the mirror; it's not YouTube either, it's 1989) “ — a F chord” (not “an F” chord, but “uh eff”), “a B♭ — ” (the other finger goes down, now, too, leaving the pinky — the others is holding the pick) “ — and the D-esque one.” (he smiles at the camera, not like a smirk, but like a dumbass. Grin.)
The mirror shows this: “And you can go up and down the neck — ” (he demonstrates for a few chinky-chink exchanges — then puts both his hands in the air, shoulders ashrug, for a “what's the big deal?” look even though he has to keep from toppling over with the Fender Stratocaster across his chest and stay in mirror-frame) “ — and that's it!
“You don't even need effects pedals! Just a Peavey amp!
“You could play Stravinsky that way! Bach! Beethoven! The Rites of Spring!
“But usually — ” (quietly, almost confidentially)
“It's ‘Franklin's Tower.'
“For half an hour.”
THE END
“Bob! Are you coming down for dinner!”
“Mom!”
“You don't gave a girl up there, do you . . . ?”
“Of course not!”
(etc.)
Visual and concise. I am impressed.
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