Nervous-WRECK *VEEK*
by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III
"Hi, I'm jittery ... I wish this was Brown summer school for life ... but who doesn't, right?? I wish I could pay for things, and not be so Jain ... I wish I could have a hamburger ― "
The END??
#ha
;)
#right
#LOSER
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Author's Note
Christ.
Other stories by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III
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- Family Emergency
- How to Have a Fulfilling Sexual Relationship with Your Own Parents (Part Two)
- This Isn't a Title, But I'm Fingering Your Mother, While You're Sitting at the Computer, Reading This.
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I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. That's a famous line from something.
Yeah, me too! Or something.
;)