Just a Suggestion.
by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III
Take a knife
to your
dick.
Cut it off
'cause you're
shit!
Take a
knife
to your
dick.
Cut it
off
'cause you're
shit!
Happy Birthday:
YOU'RE WORTHLESS!
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Author's Note
Don't ask.
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You've been into the weird porn again, haven't you?
Hey, great timing. I have a friend who has a birthday coming up.
Something fishys going on here. Oh wait that would be verboten.
You had two dicks? No wonder.