by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III

                   Dongs are all we have. They're all we are. Here, let me swing mine round, dangling between my legs now as it is. (swings round.) See how it goes? (shakes hips; starts pinwheeling dong.) Get it?
                   GET IT, LADIES?

                                                             The End

                   P.S. That's Western Civilization, for ya!
                   That's all you need to know!
                   (puts hands on hips, starts to swivel dong — whoop! a-and . . . whoop! . . . a-and — )