Buzzkill.
"99 bottles of beer on the wall . . .
"99 bottles of beer!
"Take one down . . . pass it around . . .
"Hey — don't DROP it, asshole!"
THE END
"99 bottles of beer!
"Take one down . . . pass it around . . .
"Hey — don't DROP it, asshole!"
THE END
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Author's Note
I don't know if this has actually ever happened; I couldn't say.
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