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The C.I.A. is trying to kill my GRANDMOTHER!!!


by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III




     "Okay, so I went to school with a Buckley, alright?  But I didn't know who he was.  Didn't treat him with the proper respect and all, wasn't deferential.  Anyway.
     "So.  I'm a Dead Man walking.  My life is over.  You see that Jim Jarmusch movie -- 'Dead Man?'  The opening quote, from Henri Michaux?  'It is preferable not to travel with a dead man?'  That's me all over.  Nobody wanted to get near me -- nobody exc--

#LOSER

;)

#YEAH


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