Thank God for Kids — by Comparison, I'M 'Adult'!

by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III

            I can tell they're younger than me — it's awesome, thy probably have to go to bed by 9 PM, 10 PM at the latest, but I can stay up!
            That's good enough for me — I've made it!
            Think I'll go on living . . . it's all downhill from here!

                                                               THE END