Learning to Love Your Permanent Stillness
by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III
Football politics
Armchair quarterbacks
"Did that just happen?" "You better believe it!" "Let's watch it again."
Rewind, sit on your, ass, it's not happening to you: you're powerless.
Pass the pretzels. Pass the pret-zels? Pass . . . ? The . . . ?
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Author's Note
Everybody loves a critic/comedian.
I wrote this story while I was in preparation for writing my review of Joan Didion's "Political Fictions": (http://www.amazon.com/review/R2VVD8HIMC86SX/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm)
It sort of seemed to follow . . .
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It does seem to follow.