I Knew Her Before She Was Kissy from Cadallaca, Even
by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III
She was what you might call saucy. Tall, big boobs, not prone to keeping them in the top of her dress, either — we were pirates. She didn't like menstruating, and would find it very humorous to make us wait, too — "not for three days!" Top stayed up, grinning. Otherwise, she would suck off the crew guys right in front of each other, reducing us to little boys.