HUSBAND (opening door & shouting): 'Hon . . . WHAT'S FOR DINNER?'

This is just a stupid joke on a "comeback" seventh graders used to say (you know, in response to: "Why don't you SUCK my DICK?" And then the other person would say, "No thanks . . . [what I put in the story]").

It's one of those quasi-homophobic comments particular to that time, when no-one has any experience and alternates between nervousness and feigned overconfidence.

Maybe it's different for girls (ha ha!).

Funny thing is, though: obviously, this "comeback" implicates both parties as being homo-fond folks, so maybe junior high kids are more "open-minded" than they are often represented to be.

Or: maybe they're just STUPID! (I, for one, would NOT want to go back to the seventh-grader I once was!)