'How I Came To Find Out I'm Like Thomas Pynchon and Bruce Sterling' by ... yours TRULY!!! The third born of three. Or four. Or
by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III
— who followed Maria[1] around.
Huh.
THE END
[1] Brontë, natch ... what are you, baked?? - ed.
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Author's Note
The story of my life, aside from carrying my sister on my shoulders and going to school with Jim Buckley and not knowing who he was.
Bitch.
"I Went to School with Jim Buckley ... Mother-FUCKLEY!"
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/59591785-i-went-to-school-with-jim-buckley-mother-fuckley
"I Went to School with Jim Buckley: A Story of Horror and Chaos"
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09LMNC1C6/ref=x_gr_w_bb_sin?ie=UTF8&tag=x_gr_w_bb_sin-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B09LMNC1C6&SubscriptionId=1MGPYB6YW3HWK55XCGG2
For more info.
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Other stories by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III
- My Name is Smegma Jones, and I'm a Pussy: A Memoir
- This Story is Terrible, and I Only Wrote It to Annoy You People
- Family Emergency
- How to Have a Fulfilling Sexual Relationship with Your Own Parents (Part Two)
- This Isn't a Title, But I'm Fingering Your Mother, While You're Sitting at the Computer, Reading This.
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"Slime" and "smile" have the same letters.
Ha! Thanks.
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