The ax murderer is lonely. He has been sitting around all day waiting for his victim to come home from work. His victim is taking her sweet time. He has already eaten all her cheerios. He has already looked through her photo albums. He has used her toothbrush and tried on all her expensive earrings. The ax murderer got his ear pieced when he was in junior high school and he has never regretted it.
It isn't easy to be an ax murderer. Tracking down young women to murder can be kind of a drag. They all start to bleed together, so to speak. Ha ha. The ax murderer is pretty sick of his own jokes by now.
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This is great fun.
This sounds really familiar to me.
Ho hum, ho hum...the boring life of the ax murderer...maybe if his friends chip in they can buy him a chain saw...now THAT's living!
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Your protagonist sounds like he is a bit misunderstood and needs a hug... or something. He goes about things all the wrong way and is looking for conversation?
Nice story,I'm glad you have a picture posted, because your narrator sounds like it is inside the head of an ax murderer.Excited about reading your next story. Clark