Love Song Number 277

by Samuel Derrick Rosen

Tell me how magnificent my mind is
and I'll buy you a diamond necklace
tell me how the dreams inside my eyes
make your nightmares disappear
tell me how I would save a puppy from drowning
and a child from a speeding car
and I'll take you to a thousand heavens
tell me how selfless I am
and I'll let you taste that warm dessert
tell me how your evils are destroyed
and your womanliness is confirmed
the moment you see me
walking towards you
flexing my muscles
while at the same time unashamedly
showing my sensitive side.
Scratch my eyes out  I'll love you for the blindness.