I waited and waited before opening this, hoping it would be too late for my services once I did. As to your solution, I could see using one of those little mumbledypeg wooden hammers to drive in an entire 12-pack of the superduperpuper size Tampons. Hold on there, Dick, I'm a'comin...after the news, of course, and the game...a-and...
Why stop the flow? I say let the motherfucker bleed out.
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I waited and waited before opening this, hoping it would be too late for my services once I did. As to your solution, I could see using one of those little mumbledypeg wooden hammers to drive in an entire 12-pack of the superduperpuper size Tampons. Hold on there, Dick, I'm a'comin...after the news, of course, and the game...a-and...
Oops, here's the fave I'm certain the generous P. Mercado meant to award...*