Little Box of Courage

by Katie McGowan

     Something I loathe even more than children are Floridian Drivers. It's not even because of their horrid driving capabilities, but more so because of their attitudes. Within the confines of their comfy little car, they are able to build up the courage to say and do things to other drivers, that they wouldn't typically do otherwise. But why? My guess is that they are all just cowards. The drivers have a metal barrier between them and their unfortunate victim. They are relying on their hefty vehicles to protect them from someone taking some sort of physical revenge against them. So now I pose this question to all Florida drivers: Do you really think you're that safe in your car? Because I have a baseball bat that thinks otherwise.