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Twelve Days of Crackmas


by Curtis Silver


Twelve Days of Crack-Mas.

 

On the first day of Christmas, my Crackwhore gave to me

an unclassified V.D

 

On the second day of Christmas, my crackwhore gave to me

two shiny anal beads and

an unclassified V.D

 

On the third day of Christmas, my crackwhore gave to me

three used condoms

two shiny anal beads and

an unclassified V.D.

 

On the fourth day of Christmas, my crackwhore gave to me

four bags of blow

three used condoms

two shiny anal beads and

an unclassified V.D.

 

On the fifth day of Christmas, my crackwhore gave to me

five ---golden teeth

four bags of blow

three used condoms

two shiny anal beads and

an unclassified V.D.

 

On the sixth day of Christmas,  my crackwhore gave to me

six pieces of iron

five ---golden teeth

four bags of blow

three used condoms

two shiny anal beads and

an unclassified V.D.

 

On the seventh day of Christmas, my crackwhore gave to me

seven bad cold sores

six pieces of iron

five ---golden teeth

four bags of blow

three used condoms

two shiny anal beads and

an unclassified V.D.

 

On the eighth day of Christmas, my crackwhore gave to me

eight bastard children

seven bad cold sores

six pieces of iron

five ---golden teeth

four bags of blow

three used condoms

two shiny anal beads and

an unclassified V.D.

 

On the ninth day of Christmas,  my crackwhore gave to me

nine sheets of acid

eight bastard children

seven bad cold sores

six pieces of iron

five ---golden teeth

four bags of blow

three used condoms

two shiny anal beads and

an unclassified V.D.

 

On the tenth day of Christmas,  my crackwhore gave to me

ten colt 40's

nine sheets of acid

eight bastard children

seven bad cold sores

six pieces of iron

five ---golden teeth

four bags of blow

three used condoms

two shiny anal beads and

an unclassified V.D.

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas,  my crackwhore gave to me

eleven genital warts

ten colt 40's

nine sheets of acid

eight bastard children

seven bad cold sores

six pieces of iron

five ---golden teeth

four bags of blow

three used condoms

two shiny anal beads and

an unclassified V.D.

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas,  my crackwhore gave to me

twelve used syringes

eleven genital warts

ten colt 40's

nine sheets of acid

eight bastard children

seven bad cold sores

six pieces of iron

five ---golden teeth

four bags of blow

three used condoms

two shiny anal beads and

an unclassified V.D.

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