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I Got More Dog Than You


by Con Chapman


     Somebody knocked on Gavin Bushnell's door at three o'clock in the morning.  He opened it and there was Sidney Bechet, with his dog.  Sidney said “I heard that you had a dog that you said was more dog than my dog.”  He's bringing his dog there, and he wants to see whose dog is more dog.

           Quoted in Jazz, America's Music, Ken Burns, Geoffrey C. Ward

I don't care how much dog you got,
I got more dog than you.
My dog's too big for most parking lots,
and several municipal zoos.

My dog can go around the world twice,
While your dog programs his GPS device.

I don't care how much dog you got,
I got more dog than you.

I don't care how much dog you got,
I got more dog than you.
My dog's bigger than your dog by a lot,
and not just by a few.

My dog can conjugate verbs in French
He can fix your foreign car with a crescent wrench.

I don't care how much dog you got,
I got more dog than you.

I don't care how much dog you got,
I got more dog than you.
Folks always say my dog's real hot,
and quite good-lookin' too.

When my dog travels, he goes first class,
Comes back to coach to kick your dog's ass.

I don't care how much dog you got,
I got more dog than you.

I don't care how much dog you got,
I got more dog than you.
I've given it a lot of thought,
and I'm givin' your dog what he's due.

Your dog's missing part of his ear,
I wonder if my dog hid it somewhere around here.

I don't care how much dog you got,
I got more dog than you.

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