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One-Sided Conversation


by Christopher J. Snyder


EXT. — THE "APROPOS DU RIEN" PARK — DAY


SHARP-DRESSED MAN[1]
(suddenly)
Hey whatcha readin'?


ME
[unintelligible]


SHARP-DRESSED MAN
The book's a piece of shit?


ME
[unintelligible]


SHARP-DRESSED MAN
Oh . . . I'm a piece of shit?


ME
(silence)


SHARP-DRESSED MAN
Well . . .  if I'm a piece of shit . . . you're an asshole!


ME
(silence)


SHARP-DRESSED MAN
Yeah . . . try meetin' me in the woods sometime . . . and say that . . . 
[grumble-grumble]
[mutter mutter]
[walks away]



THE END

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[1] Sarcasm, here, folks!

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