'Is This a Problem?'
by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III
"Hi, I'm Dick Cheney, and—"
"Yes, Dick, what is it?"
"I was just wondering . . . "
"Spit it out."
" . . . do you think I should get RAPED for MONEY?"
"Hm."
"Yes."
"Well . . . it is for MONEY, right?"
"Of course."
" . . . and you can't feel anything, anyway . . . "
"Nope."
"Nothing?"
"Not so far."
"Well then . . . why not, I guess?"
THE END