I Knew Her Before She Was Kissy from Cadallaca, Even

by Christopher J. Slimeball-McNugget

            She was what you might call saucy.  Tall, big boobs, not prone to keeping them in the top of her dress, either  we were pirates.  She didn't like menstruating, and would find it very humorous to make us wait, too  "not for three days!"  Top stayed up, grinning.  Otherwise, she would suck off the crew guys right in front of each other, reducing us to little boys.