I find it not unusual that a message such as yours would come with a name not associated with any known person (at least known to me) but, alas, there is so much I don't know and have yet to learn (or not).
Take off your stocking mask, white hood, ski mask, all the masks that have destroyed humankind under the guise of: better, whiter, richer, less jewish, cleaner, no more Darfur, less Serb, quieter, quieter, quieter women..
You hide behind this name. You want it Hard and Wet? Then show us YOUR DICK.
The Ding Dong School Core Beliefs:
1. Too many writers, too little art.
2. Maybe we should not publish our cat food.
3. When you think it's ready, rewrite.
4. You can be too precise.
5. You can be too coy, clever, edgy.
6. You can be way too nice.
7. Let somebody else publish it.
8. Try to sell it first.