Forum / Kind Sir

• 
  Matt Dennison

  Jul 28, 06:38pm

  Kind Sir:

  My name is Abemolela Kwangatusi. I am the attorney representing certain persons of alien natures who recently applied for domiciles in Nigeria. They were informed that in orders to settles in our countrys they must settles all claims against them worldswide.

  They have herewith furnished us with comprehensive lists of all persons who were abducted and anally probed during the many years of their explorations. Your name appears on the list among other peoples in who memory wiping was successful. Therefore you are legitimate to recieve a double settlement for your pains and sufferings and also the undignification of your memorial wipings. The sum of US $ 2.000.000,00 will be deposits in your account upon our receiving certain trivial informations about you. Pleases contacts us instantaneous at:

  PO Box NCC-1701
  Lagos Nigeria

  We looks forwards to recompensings for your inconveniences.

  Abemolela Kwangatusi, Esquire

  (winner of the Drabblecast Nigerian Spam Scam writing contest (written by Mr. Anatoly Belilovsky) Reposted by permission of Drabblecast.)

• 
  Matthew A. Hamilton

  Jul 29, 04:08am

  This is funny. Thank you for sharing.

• 
  Matt Dennison

  Jul 29, 08:08am

  I think so too. You are most welcome.

• 
  James Lloyd Davis

  Jul 29, 10:25am

  Love the fact that the PO Box number is the alpha-numeric designation for the Starship Enterprise. It somehow figures that Mr. Belilovsky might be a closet trekkie.

• 
  Christian Bell

  Jul 29, 10:31am

  My certain trivial informations are in the mail. How soon should I expect to see said sum of US $ deposits?

• 
  Matt Dennison

  Jul 29, 11:02pm

  ever so soon
  ever so soon
  ever so soon

  yrs ever so soon,
  Abemolela Kwangatusi, Esquire

• 
  Bill Yarrow

  Jul 29, 11:20pm

  "yrs ever so soon,
  Abemolela Kwangatusi"

  aka "Is u ta gnaw kalel omeba"

• You must log in to reply to this thread.