Biden Buys Off Brazil
Kenya, Italy, Spain, Australia, and scores of other countries to exaggerate the effects of Covid-19 someone's racist coworker has just reported.
It seems only Antarctica and white-America is committed to the truth that people are not actually dying around the world.
Come election time, the US presidential election that is, and all this mask business will immediately go away.
Said one rural man, "I ain't never even heard of no Kenya. That's fake geography. Also science were invented by the China! I only trust whatever Trump is currently tweeting."
Trump truly is the center of the world, galaxy, and universe. What other explanation could there be?
In tomorrow's issue: just how many forest fires is Biden personally setting and how many does he delegate to dangerous marxist radicals?
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Author's Note
This is satire. Sat. Ire.
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It's tomorrow already?? Is Biden still a dangerous corporate Marxist radical pyromaniacian inscrutably impressionistical...what?
Stay tuned! (The wooshing sound of news being fabricated.)