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The Hapless Shaman Of Paso Robles

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"Hey, my migraine went away!" says a geek in the fifth row back, talking to the Jesus feet of the brother, too too proud but busy beyond reach

Spill

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—pushing a bolus at the base of my testicles like a toaster lever, ‘till that prodigious penis it pops right up,

Little Jack Beanstalk Nips His Chainsaw In The Bud

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a shape shift ice sculpture made of foam and mist; it's hardly nothing

Stradivari On Potrero Hill

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Mr. Roberto pirouettes his skinny limbs flapping all pantomime where he saws on, he saws on... will Bob now rake a double stop?

Why Mitch McConnell Can't Get It Up: A Tragedy in One Act

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["SEXUAL CONGRESS" VS. THE "STRICT OBSTRUCTIONIST" ... WHO WILL WIN OUT?]

Damn Savage Cut His Penis Off, Put It on a Hot-Dog Bun, and Ate It.What Did He Say After He Consumed, Digested, and Excreted It?

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['SHELLOIL' CAN BE SPELLED ON A CALCULATOR IF YOU TYPE IN '71077345' AND HOLD IT UPSIDE-DOWN!]