Stories tagged poop

The Illumination

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"Mortify me, father," she said.

Froggy

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You do not have to walk a frog, and there is less poop to pick up.

Secret Brush Strokes

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One day a girl almost destroyed the world by making a single secret brush stroke.

Stupid Fuckin' Douchebag

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[WARNING: MAY BE HARMFUL IF INGESTED INTERNALLY. DO NOT OVER-INFLATE. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO DRIVE THIS VEHICLE IN THE "SLOW LANE." YOUR WORD IS YOUR BOND. ANYTHING YOU SAY MAY BE USED AGAINST YOU IN A COURT OF LAW. DON'T FORGET TO REPORT ON YOUR NEIGHBOR