Stories tagged nukes

Taking a Bath with my iNuke

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Mickey Mouse mini-nukes are often placed in children's school lunch boxes for cooling sandwiches, though an accidental meltdown could cause the food to become dangerously hot in both senses of the term.

Michelle's Radioactive Compost

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"That's not likely to happen here," said Obama.

The Test

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The Great Jewel of the Solar System was decimated.

Dear Barack and Michelle

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People think I'm joking when I say I write a letter to the president every day. But he has an email line to hear from his constituents, just like all the Congressmen do. So it's not as crazy as it sounds. I feel it is my duty and a fine…

The Writing Contest

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Due to this author's unavailability as a result of a paralyzing writer's block...

Optimism

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She doesn't think about bad things anymore. She used to worry about nukes. She'd imagine Hiroshimas everywhere. She'd imagine the seas rising, the planet a string of deserts, polar bears drowning, butterflies shriveling. The world…

Power Surge

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We were given the endless power of the Sun, the Wind, the Ocean Waves. Instead, we chopped off the tops of mountains to get at coal in Virginia. A pipeline of oily sand from Northern Canada will be processed as filth in South Eastern…

Power Surge

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A revision.

Becquerels

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Gassed

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George and Harriet

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Evacuation

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Delusions of Grandeur

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Some people pray or chant every day. I write the president. I told a psychiatrist. She was a Russian immigrant and was shocked. No one would do that with Putin. She thought I had delusions of grandeur. Obama has a website for…

Obamas' Special Powers

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Just last week a huge buckeyball landed on the White House

Delusions of Grandeur

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Some people pray or chant every day. I write the president. I told a psychiatrist. She was a Russian immigrant and was shocked. No one would do that with Putin. She thought I had delusions of grandeur. Obama has a website for…