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I Didn't Even Write a Story, This Time. I'm Just Posting This to Annoy You People!

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[NOTE: Please look to the front of the plane, where the stewardess will show you how to use an oxygen mask—which'll matter fuck-all if the plane crashes and burns and breaks into a million fuckin' pieces on the ground, with you still inside.]