Stories tagged missionary

Saving Prostitutes in Sevilla

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Well, this is awkward! I am left standing in the middle of a brothel in full public view. With the scarcity of blondes around here I almost expect a line to form in the street.

How to Kill a Missionary

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To appear in a sweat suit will signal that not only are you a foreigner, but a foreigner slut.