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Douchebag McGillicuddy & Jack Pantshitter: 'We're Declaring WAR on Suburbanite Wanna-Be's!'

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["Stop me if you think you've heard this one before ... Stop me if—'Hey! Stop me before I KILL AGAIN!!!'"]

HOW TO EAT A BAG OF GOAT DICKS by Dick Cheney

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["Dick Cheney's in a thong bikini, dancing through your mind, right now ... Dick Cheney's in a thong bikini, dancing through your mind, right now ... Dick Cheney's in—"]