Stories tagged gin

While She Works on Her Marriage, I Get Drunk

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At least Scotch leaves, he chases the eighteen year old variety the perfect age, so smooth, tasty, he admits, too readily

Gin And A Cowboy

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"Just sitting here trying to ascertain the meaning of life."

The Juniper Days - Part I

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She stepped into the spotlight like a butterfly released from its cocoon. Her dyed hair burnt like a flame, her eyes remained theatrically downcast as the music built to its crescendo. I knew something memorable was imminent.

The Juniper Days – Part II, The Diary

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12th August: I have yet to tire of Madrid. Some come and go but there is always a group of the best people to dance and drink and flirt with. (I can frequently accomplish all three simultaneously.)

When Advertising Slogans Go Horribly Wrong

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“SKIPPY IS A CUCKOLD!” screams kitchen Cuckoo Clock every hour on the hour...

Entwhistle's Amazing Ear Bud Dictaphone For Canines

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you're a musician taking notes, recording overtones before the van gets packed up with echoes

On the Menu: Gin & Tonic

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First, hold a lime in your hand; wrap your fingers around it and pretend it’s something else