Stories tagged fuckhead

Why Cretin Simpwell's 'Luck' is Bound to Run Out . . .

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[Don't squeeze the Charmin ... idiot!] [Don't drink the Palmolive ... idiot! ] [Don't snort the Calgon ... idiot!]

YOU'RE JUST AS SLEAZY AS ME, AREN'T YOU, GIRLIE-O? by Cretin Simpwell

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["EVERY HEALTHY ECOSYSTEM HAS ITS PARASITES" — and how!]