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Why James Bopp, Jr., Decided to Just 'Chuck It' and Start 'Walking the Streets for Money' in Las Vegas, NV


by Smiley McGrouchpants



              "O' course, I have to give it up for the rougher customers," he concedes, with a charmingly self-effacing grin.  "At my age, I ain't much to look at!"
              He continues talking, as though someone's interviewing him, though no-one is.  "Sure, my ass bleeds a lot.  But — I'm a man!" he bristles, with indignation that anyone could imply otherwise.  "My body's built to take a pounding!"

                                                              THE END

              "No, really — I . . . "

                                                              SHUT UP!

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