'Why Christopher Hitchens *Doesn't* Matter,' by George Orwell's Reincarnation, Now a Six-Year-Old Living Outside Leeds

by Smiley McGrouchpants

                   "Oh, blimey, guv'nor, he got it all wrong!"
                   "What are you studying in school?"
                   "Geography!  It's my favorite subject!"
                   "What do you like to do for fun?"
                   "Football!  Me and me mates like to toss it around!"
                   "Naw!  We hit the pipe!"

                                                             The End