One-Sided Conversation
by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III
EXT. — THE "APROPOS DU RIEN" PARK — DAYSHARP-DRESSED MAN[1]
(suddenly)
Hey whatcha readin'?
ME
[unintelligible]
SHARP-DRESSED MAN
The book's a piece of shit?
ME
[unintelligible]
SHARP-DRESSED MAN
Oh . . . I'm a piece of shit?
ME
(silence)
SHARP-DRESSED MAN
Well . . . if I'm a piece of shit . . . you're an asshole!
ME
(silence)
SHARP-DRESSED MAN
Yeah . . . try meetin' me in the woods sometime . . . and say that . . .
[grumble-grumble]
[mutter mutter]
[walks away]
THE END
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[1] Sarcasm, here, folks!