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HOW TO EAT A BAG OF GOAT DICKS by Dick Cheney


by Smiley McGrouchpants



     INGREDIENTS:

          - one bag of Keebler's™ brand goat dicks
          - Salad
          - War


               Add goat dicks to salad, and eat with a fork.  Bring War to a boil, let it boil over, and walk away.  Try to invoke Ernest Hemingway in your memoir's title, then fail, and suck.

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