HOW TO EAT A BAG OF GOAT DICKS by Dick Cheney
by Smiley McGrouchpants
- one bag of Keebler's™ brand goat dicks
Add goat dicks to salad, and eat with a fork. Bring War to a boil, let it boil over, and walk away. Try to invoke Ernest Hemingway in your memoir's title, then fail, and suck.