Blow Me
by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III
It's been a long, hard night watching TV. First there was The Facts of Life. Then there was commercials. Then I watched Barney Miller. Then there was commercials. Then, I watched the news! More commercials. And, just when I was about to give up: Mary Tyler Moore.
Hah!! What an entertainment lineup you've got there. Consider streaming.