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A GROUNDBREAKING JERK OF A STAGGERING PENIS by Dame Egghead


by Crabby McGrouchpants



               "Hey, my cock balls and anus are safe from violation with metal implements, so can I ask you a question?  Britt Daniel lives here and we can all bask in his wake, I've no intention of creating or perpetuating anything, you better be 'double liberal' to cover for my ass . . . don't lose your temper!  (chuckles)  I'm not annoying . . . what do you know!  (guffaws)  What does anyone know . . . seriously, though, without taking up toomuchmoreofyourtime: do buses run in this town?  I just had to ask . . . "

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