No. Please, No . . .
Hi, I'm Bob Dole. I can't get it up.
Remember me? I'm the guy you didn't want for President.
Take these drugs. You'll get it up.
You know: "BONER!"
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Author's Note
Truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction is the Truth inside the lie.
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Good one.