I was drawn to his checkerboard hair: half-leopard/ half-Mohair. Surly, cheeky, sarcasm oozed from his lips. He'd call me Farrah to get a rise. I pretended I didn't like it, but any attention was better than none.
When he called me a pussy, I punched him. So hard it hurt my hand.
How I ended up in his bed seemed an entire life in one smooshed week. His two cats, RatBoy and Martha were clueless, too.
His skull was nearly perfect, like a newborn, the way his ears parenthesized his face perfectly. Utter dome-dom.
It all started when he bought my leopard nightie.
After he'd score the occasional night shift, I'd pace, roll across the rug, clawing air. I'd spit at RatBoy and Martha. They'd cower, growling under the sofa.
I'd lick my entire body, starting with my hands, then head to toe, just as they did.
Eventually I became one, slept all day, twitching by night. Between naps, I'd sit at the picture window, track flights of birds.
Lure them to our feeders. Fatten them up.
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This first aired in the wonderful 52/250, one of my favorite writing experiences. Thanks Michelle Elvy, John Wentworth Chapman, and Walter Bjorkman:
http://52250flash.wordpress.com/2011/01/14/the-cat%E2%80%99s-pajamas-by-robert-vaughan/
Meg Tuite, fiction editor extra-ordiniare at Connotation Press, published this in May, 2011:
http://www.connotationpress.com/fiction/981-robert-vaughan-fiction
Utter dome-dom! LOL! Once again you've made magic out of thin air.
Oh, Andrea, the kind of magic only you can recognize! xoxox
This is irreverence and hilarity at its best! *
Great piece. Really like this, Robert.
Nice! I love the bizarre cat names, too.
Sam: thanks as always. Really appreciate it.
David: you've heard this one before (AWP). Thanks for reading and the kind comments!
You've got one quirky mind my friend. *
Tina, you are dead on with that remark! And I do take it as a supreme compliment! xo
The transgression alone is a piece of work. Not to mention that killer ending. *
Thanks Theo. Appreciate it.
This is tons of fun. So creative and it punches. Loved reading it, Robert. *
Harley, you are a sweetheart! Thanks so much.
LOVE this so much, Robert! And I remember you reading this at AWP! So great! ***
Odd and entertaining.
Meg, thanks so much! Also for taking this at Connotation Press where you publish so many impressive writers.
Gary, very nice of you to read and comment. Thanks!
I've had experiences of feeling like a cat, but never so vividly and magically.
Gloria, this one was fun to write. Whee!
nicely done. a skewed litte masterpiece.***
Thanks so much, James! I'm grateful.
Cat's Pajamas!*
Hahaha! Thanks Beate!
Meow! Very impressive how your over-the-top details and action create a visual circus, yet tucked in here and there a beat of loneliness and vulnerability orchestrated perfectly.
Thanks so much, Emily! Meow is right!
Someday kitty kats may rule the world. Great Robert.
Thanks a ton, Tim!
I'm into the parenthesizing ears - what a cool way of looking at a face. I can only imagine the havoc when the narrator finds the catnip.
strange, strange piece my good brother; but of course I like it...you know the stuff that's right up my alley.
Sean: thanks for your read and comments. And yes, that catnip! Yikes.
Alex: the stranger they are, the more I like them too. And yes, brothers we are.
I find it somewhat bizarre, Robert. I'm not sure I fully understand.
I will ruminate upon it.
Love it, especially that first paragraph! Would have loved to hear you read it aloud.
Thanks so much, Christi!
Nice work!
WOW! Never saw this one before. Absolute balls to the walls! Glad you revived it. This should go on your Greatest Hits Double Album! *
Hi Loren! Thanks so much!
Michael, your enthusiasm is infectious! I like your idea about a Greatest Hits Double Album! LOL
Voice, tone, mood, imagery, transitional flow: enjoyed. *
Thanks so much, J. Mykell! I appreciate your support.
"Between naps, I'd sit at the picture window, track flights of birds."- Perfection! Askew as this is, it gets me where I live. I was once seduced by a very tall man who, looking down at the top of my head, exclaimed with delight, "Your hair is just like my cat's!" Ahahaha.
Sally, I love your story! Fantastic, and thanks as ever for your comments and support.
Awesome! I loved that line in that line in that Counting Crows song (Meet Virginia, Mr. Jones?) for a reason, and so I connect with this on a particularly strange level. Love it.*
Jen, thanks so much. I hadn't thought about the Counting Crows while working on this, so I like your reference even more now!
HAHA. Cough, I'm trying to lick my whole body. Now see what you've started. DELIGHTFUL.
Jeanette, you'll have to tell me how that goes for you! So thrilled you enjoyed this strange tale!!