Spelling Question

by David James

Last night, Bob called his wife, Mary, from work to tell her today was secretary, Alice's birthday and her husband couldn't get home because he was snow bound in Chicago and that Alice asked him to drop by anyway for a couple of birthday drinks and he'd be a little late getting home which Mary said was OK because she knew Alice was sweet so when Bob did get home, she smiled and he gave her a light kiss, went over and sat at the kitchen table, saying Alice was so nice about everything that he felt he needed send her a real “thank you” card, not some stupid e-mail deal, so he brought out a “Hallmark” card and started to write, but paused, turned to Mary and asked if blowjob was one word or two.