by David Ackley
For its president, the Poetry Foundation seeks one like you
will provide the strategic planning and management
to carry out a mission,
of disciplined annual budgets
careful stewardship and partnerships
"to serve poetry's greatest unmet needs. "
Strategic and deft, the President
Must safeguard endowment.
build solid and thoughtful
with all board members
monitor keys and issues
Continue to leverage digital
Assume responsibility for ongoing
Prepare and present annual colonoscopy
Recruit and train full-time procuress
Assess efficiency des chambres de toilettes
Monitor and protect foundation's assets, its assets, its assets.
Structure regular infarctions, boils and fries
Support a fluid and participatory daisy chain
of ineffable relationships
demonstrated capacity strategic track record
strong oral and written endowment leverage
inspiring good listener consensus strategist
A good sense of humor
To serve poetry's greatest unmet needs
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Altered a little from the soul-numbing, despair inducing anomy of its source.