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Ms. Pac-Man, on Posing Nude for Playboy™


by Crabby McGrouchpants



               "I don't see what the big deal is.  I'm a grown woman — if I want to take my bow off and parade around starkers for all to see, that's my prerogative!
               "Some of the men on the set were freaked out: 'She looks like a man!'  Well, I'm still a Pac-Man, regardless of gender.  I mean, what did they expect?  With the pink bow gone, they couldn't rely on their usual sense of differentiation — I think some of them weren't very secure in their own manhood.  Obviously.
               "Hef was very supportive.  He gave me a nice tour of the Playboy™ mansion and held a large banquet in my honor.
               "Until I ate everything in sight, light I was clearing a maze.  Then I got kicked out."

                                             THE END

               for Rosanna Arquette and Sherilyn Fenn and Drew Barrymore
                                             and . . .
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