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'Is This a Problem?'


by Crabby McGrouchpants



               "Hi, I'm Dick Cheney, and—"
               "Yes, Dick, what is it?"
               "I was just wondering . . . "
               "Spit it out."
               " . . . do you think I should get RAPED for MONEY?"
               "Hm."
               "Yes."
               "Well . . . it is for MONEY, right?"
               "Of course."
               " . . . and you can't feel anything, anyway . . . "
               "Nope."
               "Nothing?"
               "Not so far."
               "Well then . . . why not, I guess?"

                                             THE END
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